elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

Luna that means someone is selling drugs there

(Source: kissedbyflames, via bridgetdunkle)

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

wawasari:

HELLO UNIVERSE I AM READY FOR GOOD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME NOW!!!!!! 

(via carpehiddlesasinus)

"Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid."

— Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

(via jamesandhislily)

michaelshadow7779:

underhuntressmoon:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 4

I was not expecting to see myself in one of these

The last one though!

(Source: huffylemon, via giggle-some-more)

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

(via voaga)

ottermatopoeia:

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

enjoy your bird shit pie bitch

(Source: storybookdisney, via seriously-youknow)

kaylahraquel:

letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed


Goals

kaylahraquel:

letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

Goals

(Source: 4gifs, via bridgetdunkle)

You sing, you dance, you act, you basically do everything. Is there anything you can’t do?

(Source: brittany-snodes, via aubrey-plaza)

  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

oxblivxn:

SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE TAKING A STAND AGAINST SAM PEPPER

(via cardiganscatsandcookies)

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

(via seriously-youknow)

shanellbklyn:

tefpoe1:

The national mobilization begins …. We are asking people all over the world to join us in #Ferguson and help us flood the city with the war cry for #justice4mikebrown and the countless other victims of police brutality … People from all over the world will be joining us !!!

BOOST!

shanellbklyn:

tefpoe1:

The national mobilization begins …. We are asking people all over the world to join us in #Ferguson and help us flood the city with the war cry for #justice4mikebrown and the countless other victims of police brutality … People from all over the world will be joining us !!!

BOOST!

(via dandelionchild)