turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via asweregrowingolder)

tastefullyoffensive:

[madeleineishere]

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via pizza)

ayajade:

cxline:

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

So amazing

Holy

ayajade:

cxline:

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

So amazing

Holy

(Source: fullmoonwolves, via asweregrowingolder)

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

(via leslie-april)

leadsails-paper-anchor9:

glamourweaver:

catchingfires:

zandstappen:

dealwithimpossibility:

how do people call her fat

How do I remain heterosexual after seeing this?

How do I remain homosexual after seeing this?

How do I remain b… wait no, I’m good.

PERF

(via innocenceinchaos)

aloofshahbanou:

sext: I really wanna get my shit together with you

(via thabigcomeup)

On the friday she [Tina] was doing Weekend Update alone, and on saturday I got a phonecall, and she said: “I think I wanna do it with Amy” - Lorne Micheals

(Source: feynificent, via tinafeyandamypoehler)

"You can either be a victim of the world or an adventurer in search of treasure. It all depends on how you view your life."

— Paulo Coelho  (via elige)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject, via pleaserefrigerateafteropening)

jennhasablog:

i can’t handle this. my heart. just. yeah

(Source: ofabeautifulnight, via iwillmindfuckyou)

"It does not matter if a boundary makes sense to you. It does not matter if it seems inconsequential to you. Boundaries are the prerogative of the person who sets them. You do not know that person’s story, and they are not obligated to justify their boundaries to you. That touch that seems insignificant to you may be uncomfortably intimate for someone else. That interaction that is fine with others may trigger someone’s PTSD. You do not know more about someone than they know about themselves. Trust that they know what they are doing when they set a boundary with you, even if you do not understand why.

When someone sets a boundary with you they are saying “no.” No means no. Do not push people on their boundaries or ask for explanations that are not readily given. Doing these things indicates that you do not respect their boundaries. For many people, saying “no” once, setting a boundary, is difficult enough. Do not put them in a position where they must repeatedly do so. No means no the first time. Pushing them on it suggests a hope that you can wear them down, which is problematic at best and predatory at worst. No means no."

Ally Smells: Boundaries | Geek Feminism Blog (via dodgylogic)

(via dandelionchild)

sheercalculatedsilliness:

chrismello:

THANK GOD

is this one of those “aaron carter wants hillary duff back” posts because i’m starting to get scared we’re actually moving backwards in time and i’m really not ready for the bush administration or white people with cornrows

sheercalculatedsilliness:

chrismello:

THANK GOD

is this one of those “aaron carter wants hillary duff back” posts because i’m starting to get scared we’re actually moving backwards in time and i’m really not ready for the bush administration or white people with cornrows

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

(Source: hungry-queen, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)